Cross

I'm cross.

Cross because James has one trainer. The other has disappeared somewhere inside St Barts, he knows not where. He trod in dog poo wearing his other pair, refused to clean them, left them out in the rain for two nights and I eventually threw them in the bin this morning. So now he has one trainer. And we're going skiing tomorrow.

Cross because William has a pair of trainers. But has left them at school. Which is now locked for half-term. And we're going skiing tomorrow.

Cross because I have a teenage German Shepherd the size of a shetland pony, who looks like she'll bite your arm off, jumps up on people and doesn't listen to me.

Cross because William refused to go on the theatre trip this evening and I had to come up with an excuse why. I'm now £26 down.

Cross because we're going on holiday tomorrow and we haven't got anything ready (well...I have. I got everyone's gear out weeks ago, but everyone else seems to assume the packing will be done by the magic packing fairy).

Cross because I've got a ton of work left to do and am worried I'll have to take the Mac on holiday.

Cross because electricians, builders, carpenters, alarm fitters, luggage-dropper-offers (Eddie's luggage got left behind in Ohio) have been in-and-out constantly all day. Every time someone new turns up Dolly's barking nearly breaks my ear drums and puts the fear of God into everyone else.

Cross because the boys bicker continually and I'm already dreading having to share a shoebox chalet with them.

Cross because I'm CROSS.

Cross :(

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