Perfect Timing
The secret to living next to a school, is to avoid the parents at all costs. Today I surpassed myself... Mission - take children swimming. 15.00 Leave house with seconds to spare, chelsea tractors converging from all sides 15.20. Arrive pool (via alternative, cross-country route avoiding all educational facilities). Secure prime parent/child space (due to all parents still collecting offspring from school) 15.35. Enter pool. 1 other Mum swimming with small child 16.05. Parents have now collected offspring and head for water. Large children leap into pool and hog all available flotation devices 16.06. Exit pool. 16.30. Arrive home to a deserted village feeling smug 16.35. Mission II- cook tea and persuade children to eat it....