Constructive criticism

Another day at work, another evening at work. This week Eddie is in Detroit, so the boys and I treated ourselves to a Papa John's XXL Double Pepperoni which Will ate so fast he literally made himself sick. Onto his plate.

Tonight was the Opening of the Parents Evening Booking Portal. A horrific system dreamed up by sadists whereby you wait by your computer until the portal is unlocked at 19.30 and there is a free-for-all as parents virtually scrabble for time with teachers.

Ususally I'm a ninja at this, demonic in my determination to bag the best slots. But next Thursday I have to be on a call until 6pm so can't go to any of the early slots. Added to which Eddie's in Vienna all week and I can't remember what time he gets back. A narrower field meant that in the end I only managed to get four appointments, and missed out on Geography which I know William really wanted us to talk about (because he loves it). Beyond annoying.

Back to work after the brief pizza/parents evening interval I was trying to put together a presentation for an event we've got coming up.

"Can I have a look?" Asked James. "Is that one yours?"
"No that's from last year." I said.
"Is it that one?" "No, that's something different. It's this one." I proudly showed him my work in progress.
"That. is. terrible. No really. If that was a brick, it would be a brick someone had broken in two, then tried to glue together. Then given up and thrown into a pond where it sank."

Suffice to say, not the motivational comments I had hoped for.

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