Post-Pregnancy Blues

No, I'm not depressed - not properly anyway - but thought it was worth a quick whinge about my ravaged state post-baby just to get it out of my system. So here are the top 10 horrors I'm currently trying to rise above:

1) Knickers that come up above my tummy button (in TAUPE - thank you Eddie)
2) Always Maxi pads - I might as well be wearing one of Will's nappies
3) A blobby tummy that shows no sign of disappearing (although I have now managed to wipe off the biro marks that various doctors left on it)
4) Breast pads
5) Constant exhaustion
6) Constipation
7) Running out of drugs
8) Ingrowing hairs, in fact hairs of all kinds - I've got to get myself a decent wax/hair cut
9) Towelling - Owwwww
10) Showers, forget it, way too painful

And a note to me after another sleepless night feeding every hour, comforting a screeching child, soothing Will who's been woken up and waking up in a pool of sweat...nice...Listen carefully...:

I am NOT doing this again.

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